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Lwj is working from home in his office when he hears his pregnant wife shout for their 5 year old son. Immediately the little pitter patter of feet on the hard floor echo outside his office, and then the door opens. Lwj turns in his chair. “Are you hiding, A-Yuan?”
“Sshh! Mama will find me,” A-Yuan whispers fiercely and crawls under lwj’s work desk. “He will find you no matter what,” lwj informs his son. “No. Mama can’t find me here.” “Mn. Okay.” He’ll let his son believe what he wants. Lwj knows wwx will find him in less than
5 minutes. Despite being pregnant, wwx is still capable of a lot of things. Including tracking down their child. Lwj turns back around to continue his work while his son hides. He occasionally feels small chubby fingers touching his feet.
“Lan Wangji.” Comes the firm voice of his wife. When lwj turns back around, he’s greeted by the sight of wwx standing in the doorway, his arms crossed over his small baby bump. His silver eyes are narrowed in suspect of his husband.
Lwj lifts his hands in the air in surrender, but his wife only lifts an eyebrow in return. “Where is he?” “Where is who, my love?” Lwj throws back innocently. “Don’t play dumb, mister.” wwx wags a finger at him. “Where’s the little monster?”
Lwj shrugs his broad shoulders. “I have no idea what you are talking about, Wei Ying.” wwx exhales through his nose and steps forward to pinch at his husbands cheek. “I know you’re hiding him, Lan Zhan! Don’t make your pregnant wife angry!”
lwj winces, and gently pries wwx’s hand off his cheek. He leans forward and plants a kiss on wwx’s round belly. “My pregnant wife is sexy when angry,” lwj murmurs into his clothed skin. “Ah?” wwx lets out a harrumph. “That’s my line, Mr. Lan.”
Normally it’s true. wwx has always loved when lwj is angry, has always sung praises about how his face expresses it so handsomely. But it seems the tables have turned with this next pregnancy.
wwx is easily irritable, and often has become angry when lwj does something he doesn’t particularly like. Lwj thinks it’s hot. He likes to ravish his wife when he gets like that. This time is no different.
“It’s mine now,” lwj returns. wwx hums softly and leans closer, his eyes going half-lidded, pink plump lips parting seductively. lwj goes in thinking he’s about to get a kiss, but instead his wife dodges it and pulls at his ear harshly instead.
“Laopo,” lwj chokes out. “Reveal your son or no everyday for a week!” Ah. I’m sorry A-Yuan, lwj thinks. “He’s under the table,” lwj confesses with no hesitation. “Diedie, nooooo!” A-Yuan’s muffled voice shrieks under the desk.
wwx chuckles with delight and plants a kiss on lwj’s forehead gently. “Good boy.” Lwj hums with content and leans into his wife. wwx strokes the top of his husbands head while beckoning their son out. “Come on A-Yuan, you still have to eat your lunch.” “I don’t wanna!”
wwx raises his eyebrows. “Then I suppose you want to take a bath early?” “Umm...” A-Yuan purses his lips. “I’ll go eat.” A laugh spills from wwx’s lips in amusement. “Okay baobao. Go sit at the table, mama will be there soon.” “Okay!”
Lwj doesn’t want his wife to leave so soon. He wraps his arms around wwx’s waist, clutching him close and laying the side of his face on his baby bump. “Bring him to eat in here,” lwj says. “Are you sure? Last time we did that he spilt juice on your laptop.”
Lwj opens his eyes after he had let them flutter closed. “No juice.” wwx giggles. “No juice,” he echoes. Lwj kisses at his belly once more and pulls away. “Do you want help?” wwx huffs and holds the swell of his belly.
“Just because I’m pregnant doesn’t means I need your big strong muscles to help me all the time!” Lwj deadpans at him. “You love my big strong muscles.” His wife’s cheeks go pink, and then his eyes dart down to lwj’s biceps, clad in only a short sleeved t-shirt.
“Ah! Don’t tease your wife! This is unacceptable!” wwx turns away swiftly. “I’m leaving!” Lwj pinches at his bubbly ass cheek before he gets too far, and delights when wwx yelps. “Lan Zhan, you perv’!” “If I see it, I must touch it.”
wwx levels him a withering look and walks out the door. “My ass is abused enough!” His faint voice echoes down the hallway. “Ass!” A-Yuan shouts after. “No! Don’t repeat that, A-Yuan!” Lwj huffs with fondness for his family and amusement. He loves them, so, so much,
and he truly cannot wait for their fourth family member to join them. // fin. Hope you enjoyed mamaxian/milfxian and dadji ~ I seriously need to write them more again, I miss em 🥺💕 #mamaxianseason