Women are hornier than men.
They're just better at hiding it.
8 Signs She's Horny:🧵
1. She's laughing hard
"Women are amazing when they're aroused. They laugh a lot.
You would think she's intoxicated, but no, that's just hormones.
Tell her awful jokes and she'll come over "for a glass of wine" happily.
"Women are amazing when they're aroused. They laugh a lot.
You would think she's intoxicated, but no, that's just hormones.
Tell her awful jokes and she'll come over "for a glass of wine" happily.
2. She's giggling
You can see her struggling not to laugh.
She covers her smile with her palm, so you don't see her giggle.
This is as good an indication as the laughing one.
You can see her struggling not to laugh.
She covers her smile with her palm, so you don't see her giggle.
This is as good an indication as the laughing one.
3. She's leaning in to you
You will observe her leaning into you a lot, that's because she wants to breach your space.
She wants to be in your life, she wants you to be in hers.
That’s a good indicator, but it’s not always a clear sign of attraction.
You will observe her leaning into you a lot, that's because she wants to breach your space.
She wants to be in your life, she wants you to be in hers.
That’s a good indicator, but it’s not always a clear sign of attraction.
4. She's touchy
She touches herself and finds reasons to touch you too.
She'd run into you or try to tussle with you.
She merely needs your attention And to feel your touch.
She touches herself and finds reasons to touch you too.
She'd run into you or try to tussle with you.
She merely needs your attention And to feel your touch.
5. She “accidentally” shows you her tits
You think it was an accident that she dropped her keys in the middle of the table?
Just to get up and bend over and stay quite a lot of time to retrieve her keys?
No, she wants to turn you on, it is not an accident.
You think it was an accident that she dropped her keys in the middle of the table?
Just to get up and bend over and stay quite a lot of time to retrieve her keys?
No, she wants to turn you on, it is not an accident.
6. She wants alcohol
She wants to tell you when she's horny, but it ain't easy when she's sober.
And that's why she wants some wine. So she can be less shy, and you can be more daring.
She wants to tell you when she's horny, but it ain't easy when she's sober.
And that's why she wants some wine. So she can be less shy, and you can be more daring.
7. Replies instantly
Have you ever dm'd a chick at 3am and she promptly replied?
No coincidence, she was expecting that DM.
Play your hand carefully.
Have you ever dm'd a chick at 3am and she promptly replied?
No coincidence, she was expecting that DM.
Play your hand carefully.
8. She FaceTimes you at night
That is no coincidence either.
She has a provocative dress on, no underwear and she informs you about it?
She’s only giving you a hint.
That is no coincidence either.
She has a provocative dress on, no underwear and she informs you about it?
She’s only giving you a hint.
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