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Polyester underwear makes men infertile and shrinks the testicles.

“A new theory is put forward holding that the polyester underpants create an "electrostatic field" across the scrotal sac that disturbs the testicular and/or epididymal function... This study could explain the cause of diminished spermatogenesis in dogs dressed in polyester pants.”
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