I’m never going to write this but I have #ButchLander & M3GAN brainrot rn so have a short AU thread:
One day, CIA agent Billy sees a life-sized male android from the company Becca works at. It’s handsome, it’s blond, and Billy’s creeped out that it’s in his gf’s flat.
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Billy stops short. “What the hell is this?”
“H0M3L4ND3R,” Becca says. The smell of food’s wafting from the kitchen. “It’s part of the new S3V3N prototypes Vought’s working on. The higher-ups wanted me to test the AI out. …Perks of being their Senior Digital Marketing Director.”
“H0M3L4ND3R,” Becca says. The smell of food’s wafting from the kitchen. “It’s part of the new S3V3N prototypes Vought’s working on. The higher-ups wanted me to test the AI out. …Perks of being their Senior Digital Marketing Director.”
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