WY: I have had it with that Lan Zhan!
JC: You don’t live here anymore get out.
WY: I’m staying here tonight. Lan Zhan doesn’t deserve me!
JC: Fine. I haven’t found a lodger yet anyways but what’s changed your tune? Usually you go about singing Lan Zhan’s praises.
WY: I came home tonight and all I wanted to do was curl up in my foxy form and lie on Lan Zhan’s lap but I couldn’t because it was already occupied!
JC: What the fuck? Is he cheating on you?
WY: No room for Wei Ying now! Too crowded over there!
JC: That bastard!
JC: What the fuck? Is he cheating on you?
WY: No room for Wei Ying now! Too crowded over there!
JC: That bastard!
WY: I asked him ‘what’s going on here’ and he didn’t even look guilty just noted I was home early!
JC: What a wanker!
WY: So I stomped out and came straight here.
JC: Good. You can stay. You aren’t going back there.
WY: Maybe i overreacted…
JC: No you didn’t! He’s a cheat!
JC: What a wanker!
WY: So I stomped out and came straight here.
JC: Good. You can stay. You aren’t going back there.
WY: Maybe i overreacted…
JC: No you didn’t! He’s a cheat!
WY: There should be a schedule you know! We should get to share his lap!
JC: Are you insane? You can’t share your boyfriend with another man!
WY: Share Lan Zhan with another man? Oh no. You’ve got it wrong. I’m talking about Lan Zhan’s rabbit. Mr Flufffytons.
JC: Are you insane? You can’t share your boyfriend with another man!
WY: Share Lan Zhan with another man? Oh no. You’ve got it wrong. I’m talking about Lan Zhan’s rabbit. Mr Flufffytons.
JC: WEI WUXIAN!! I was about to go round and challenge Lan Zhan to a fight over a bunny!
WY: Aw! That’s sweet that you would defend my honour like that!
JC: Because I thought he was cheating on you with another man! But you’re just being a jealous idiot over his pet rabbit?!
WY: Aw! That’s sweet that you would defend my honour like that!
JC: Because I thought he was cheating on you with another man! But you’re just being a jealous idiot over his pet rabbit?!
WY: Mr Fluffytons gets way more lap time that me and it’s not fair!
JC: I changed my mind. You can’t stay here, you nutcase. Get out. Get out of my house!
*There is a knock at the door, Lan Zhan is there looking sad*
JC: Why are you looking sad, you didn’t do anything wrong!
JC: I changed my mind. You can’t stay here, you nutcase. Get out. Get out of my house!
*There is a knock at the door, Lan Zhan is there looking sad*
JC: Why are you looking sad, you didn’t do anything wrong!
LZ: Wei Ying, I apologise. I will work out a schedule of lap time for both of you and you shall have 10% more time.
WY: I want 20% more time!
LZ: Done.
WY: Thank you Lan Zhan! Let’s go home!
WY: I want 20% more time!
LZ: Done.
WY: Thank you Lan Zhan! Let’s go home!
LZ: Sorry to disturb you Jiang Cheng.
JC: You didn’t do anything wrong Lan Zhan apart from fall in love with an idiot.
WY: I love you too A-Cheng! Bye!
*Lan Zhan and Wei Ying leave.*
JC: I swear I’m so gonna change the locks tomorrow!
JC: You didn’t do anything wrong Lan Zhan apart from fall in love with an idiot.
WY: I love you too A-Cheng! Bye!
*Lan Zhan and Wei Ying leave.*
JC: I swear I’m so gonna change the locks tomorrow!
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