@HustleBitch_: 🚨 “BABY NOSTRADAMUS” JUST PRED...

🚨 “BABY NOSTRADAMUS” JUST PREDICTED FLOOD 2.0, AN 800-METER TSUNAMI & SAID EARTH ISN’T REAL - ALL FROM HIS CAR SEAT

This kid didn’t just ramble - he delivered a full end-times prophecy with zero hesitation.

He literally says:

“There’s gonna be a tsunami… like 800 meters in the air.”
“They call it The Flood 2.0.”
“There’s gonna be sharks… great white sharks… when the flood comes.”

Then he suddenly drops:

“I’m horrified.”

And he isn’t done - he shifts straight into simulation theory:

“I just don’t know that everybody living here thinks the earth is real.”
“But it’s not actually real, because some scientists found out… there’s a glitch.”

Mom asks: “So what is our life then?”
He answers:

“I don’t know. Maybe it’s just a computer… like a simulation.”
“I feel like it’s a scientist testing little tiny people.”
“They really thought reality was real down here… but little people like us aren’t actually real.”

Kids say strange things... but this level of detail? This calm? This storyline??

Do kids just make this up - or are they saying things they’re not supposed to understand?