@cerbykerby: today's thought of the day is ...

today's thought of the day is modern cultivator au lwj renting an apartment that is very cheap because there are rumors that a particularly strong fox demon roams the area and its presence increases hauntings.

he's fine tho cos he packed a spray bottle.

foxxian, a behemoth fox demon that towers over the apartment complex:

lwj, leaning out of his apartment window to spritz water into foxxian's eye: no *spritz* bad *spritz* it's past 9pm *spritz* go to sleep

when lxc and lqr visit a few months later, they are very confused as to why the gigantic local fox demon seems so grudgingly passive and is wearing a cute little (massive) blue satin collar with a bowtie.

lwj refuses to answer questions.

lxc: so, uh, wangji, who do you have there?

lwj: this is wei ying. he's a fox demon. he only eats pasture-raised organic chicken.

foxxian: H̸̨̲̱̟̒̑͜Ë̷͔́̃L̵̫̩̲̼̱͒L̵̘͔͕̹̑̃Ǫ̴̛̹͔̌́̄̈́̄