@yingussylover: ANYWAY, i have some pregxian b...

ANYWAY, i have some pregxian brain rot today.

cw// mpreg

wwx just went to a physician and discovered he was pregnant! he, of course, shared the good news with his husband. which resulted in a congratulatory sex (after getting the okay from the physician).

and they were going to tell lqr and lxc today the good news today during dinner!

however wwx forgot one simple fact.

he had been in gusu long enough that lqr finally got around and (begrudgingly) accepted him, and lqr began to ignore the blatant rule breaking now and then.

for instance, during family dinners.

now wwx 𝘭𝘰𝘷𝘦𝘴 alcohol.

the whole cultivation world basically knew this fact. and wwx didn’t want to tell them by rejecting said drink but he couldn’t drink it either.

and his husband seemed to saw his struggle and decided to help him.

lwj plucked the alcoholic beverage in front of wwx and downed it in one go.

and just like that lwj’s head slammed face first on the table.

“𝘞𝘈𝘕𝘎𝘑𝘐!”

“𝘓𝘈𝘕 𝘡𝘏𝘈𝘕!”

“𝘓𝘈𝘕 𝘞𝘈𝘕𝘎𝘑𝘐!”

were the cries echoed in the hanshi, wwx decided it was probably best to bring his husband back to the jingshi and decided to excuse himself.

just as wwx was untying the forehead ribbon off, lwj suddenly snatched wwx’s wrist and opened one bleary eye open.

“hello,” wwx giggled, “are you still drunk?”

“no,” lwj hiccups, “alcohol is forbidden.”

wwx burst out laughing, “oh gege, you’re so funny.”

“pretty.”

“hm?”

lwj then proceeded to untie his ribbon and wrapped it around wwx’s wrist, “mine.”

wwx couldn’t help himself, he wanted to tease his husband a bit. he dramatically laid a hand on his forehead, “oh, while i would like to accept this handsome gege’s proposal, sadly, i am already wedded. my husband loves me very much you see.”

lwj’s facial expression may not change but wwx could already read his husband’s mood like a book. lwj was displeased.

“you. . . you have a husband?”

“oh yes, he’s 𝘷𝘦𝘳𝘺𝘺𝘺𝘺𝘺 handsome. and 𝘝𝘌𝘙𝘠𝘠𝘠𝘠 fertile too. here,” wwx took lwj’s hands and placed

it onto his stomach. “it’s still small, but soon my tummy is gonna be so round and big!”

“you’re. . . pregnant?”

“oh yes! definitely so! and my husband says that as soon this little one pops out, he’s going to put another one in me!”

“no.”

“huh?”

lwj wraps his arms around wwx’s waist, “the next baby, will be 𝘮𝘪𝘯𝘦. this baby, is 𝘮𝘪𝘯𝘦.”

“oh, but i don’t think my husband would like that.” wwx makes a show of trying to get out of lwj’s embrace, it only makes lwj strengthen his grip,

but he made sure to avoid putting pressure on wwx’s stomach which makes wwx’s heart swell with love for his husband even more.

“i will prove i am better.”

“oh really? how?” wwx asked in a breathy whisper.

safe to say, wwx could be carrying twins that night.