@0Pink_Blossoms0: #WarprizeJiSeason What if Lan ...

#WarprizeJiSeason What if Lan Zhan comes to Wei Ying in the burial mounds willingly but Wei Ying will not stop telling people he is a war prize bride. 😂😂😂

WY: “Behold everyone! Look upon my spoils!”
LZ “Wei Ying, I chose to be your husband…I was not awarded to you…”
WY: “Oh my treasure! They have schooled you well! You know exactly how to win my heart!”

LZ *rolls eyes*: Wei Ying, please eat your breakfast…
WY: Is it poisoned, husband? Do you plan to end me and make your grand escape so soon?
LZ: It is covered in chilli oil so in that sense I consider it poisoned…

Wei Ying insists on parading him around the small village…

WY: Look, people! Look at how beautiful my prize is!
LZ: I have to go plant some crops with Wen Qing now…
WY: Leaving my side, husband? Did they not order you to watch me at all times?
LZ: …..Who is they?

Lan Xichen visits and is very confused as WY keeps asking how they settled on Wangji as his gift and if there was a public vote? Lan Zhan looks at his brother with a suffering expression.

But Lan Xichen as we all know LIVES to torture his brother and quickly gets in on the joke telling WY that he himself made the decision to award his only brother to the fearsome Yiling Patriarch and that his heart breaks everyday spent without him. WY is DELIGHTED.

WY tells Lan Xichen he cannot have his brother back! He wraps his arms around Wangji who sighs but gives in to a small smile at that contact. Lan Xichen looks dutifully sad then smiles and asks Wangji if he can see A-Yuan. Wangji nods and directs him to where A-Yuan is playing.

WY keeps his arms around Wangji and eyes Lan Xichen suspiciously as thought he might make a lunge for Wangji at any moment. When Lan Xichen is out of eyesight, WY let’s go of Wangji and looks up at him triumphantly.

“Ha! I have foiled your brother’s plan to free you! Now you will never escape me!” he cried with a gleeful laugh.

“No, I won’t ever escape you, my Lord,” Wangji replied in a low voice.

Wei Ying blinked. This wasn’t part of his game…Wangji was playing along?

Lan Zhan walked towards him and Wei Ying started walking backwards until he hit a wall.

“What is it you wish to do with this humble slave?” Lan Zhan murmured, playing with a lock of Wei Ying’s hair.

Wei Ying opened his mouth but no words came out.

“My Lord, when I was ordered to come here and stand by your side I was told you were infuriatingly talkative, yet look at you now, quiet as a mouse…” Lan Zhan observed.

Wei Ying’s eyes opened wide. “Lan Zhan, were you really sent to me? Are you really a war prize?”

Lan Zhan sent his eyes skyward, picked up his husband & threw him over his shoulder. He carried him back to the small cottage their shared. All the while Wei Ying asked questions like “Are you a war prize, Lan Zhan? I was just joking! But now I don’t know! Ow! Don’t spank me!”

Lan Zhan doesn’t say a word as he strips his husband down but Wei Ying never lets up. “Lan Zhan, it is I who should be ravishing you! If you are truly my war prize it should be you under me right now! Ow! Lan Zhan stop biting me there! Here, bite me here instead.”

Later, after Wen Qing has banged on the door to tell them it’s the middle of the day and they need to quiet down immediately, Wei Ying laughs in Lan Zhan arms and admits “I know you aren’t really a war prize, Lan Zhan. But having you here with me feels like a undeserved reward.”

Lan Zhan kissed his forehead & holds him tight in his arms. “Wei Ying, everyday with you feels like a gift to me,” he tells him fondly. Then Wei Ying’s eyes widened. “Oh my goodness, am I the war prize?” And Lan Zhan smoothers his husbands nonsense with an all consuming kiss.