@ImaginarySnow_: Wei Wuxian's emergency contact...

Wei Wuxian's emergency contact is Jiang Cheng! 😤

He even has a tag 🤣 "If lost and found, please return to Jiang Cheng."

"Need someone to bail him out? Please call Jiang Cheng."

Jiang Cheng has a special WWX emergency number phone for these incidents.

JC seeing WWX entering: Not again.

WWX, grinning: Hello Officer Jiang!

Yes, JC is a police officer. 🤣

JC: ...

WWX,smiles: How is work doing, A-Cheng?

JC: Why don't you leave me alone in my workplace?

WWX: Aww, but I'm visiting you!

JC: You're going to Jail.

WWX: yep!

WWX, pouting: A-Cheng, I need a lift to work some rude officer took my license yesterday.

JC: You were caught speeding.

WWX: I was not! 😤

JC: I caught you.

WWX: ...

WWX: Anyways, Let me in your car! I wanna try the sirens!

JC: Fuck! Fine! I'll get your license back.

#xicheng When WWX found out about a certain Lan lawyer pursuing his Chengcheng, He immediately went to threaten him.

WWX: I'll have you know! My Chengcheng is an officer! 😠

LXC: I know, Wei Wuxian.

WWX: ...

WWX: I didn't think this through.

LXC: ☺️

WWX: 🏃🏃🏃💨