#taekook #taekookau Where detective Kim Taehyung joins twitter for...
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Aug 07, 2026
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#taekook #taekookau
Where detective Kim Taehyung joins twitter for a case and refuses to leave after that-
Where detective Kim Taehyung joins twitter for a case and refuses to leave after that-
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- crack spin-off to my book ENL
- if you’ve not read it, you can read this regardless bc there’s no plot
(like in anything I write on this app)
- •storywriter Jk aka Bugsy;
•detective Taehyung aka Lola;
•Tae’s assistant and jk’s bff jimin aka jim;
•cop Hobi;
- if you’ve not read it, you can read this regardless bc there’s no plot
(like in anything I write on this app)
- •storywriter Jk aka Bugsy;
•detective Taehyung aka Lola;
•Tae’s assistant and jk’s bff jimin aka jim;
•cop Hobi;
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If this flops it wasn’t me, it was my pet python.
(If you’ve read the book (🙈) and interact with this (🙈🙈) please don’t give spoilers or I’ll haunt you (🙈🙈🙈) )
Here’s the book if you wanna~
(If you’ve read the book (🙈) and interact with this (🙈🙈) please don’t give spoilers or I’ll haunt you (🙈🙈🙈) )
Here’s the book if you wanna~
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Once an annoying asshole, always an annoying asshole.
Every^ nerve*
Every^ nerve*
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You’d think Jimin would have been let off the hook by now. Yeah, no.
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And then there’s hobi 😞
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And Taehyung’s out for blood.
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Put him on a leash
(the one in replies is kooksie 😵💫)
(the one in replies is kooksie 😵💫)
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*sound of whips*
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Time stamp valid
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/j
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Rumour has it, kook loses 517199 brain cells every minute
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How they once got taehyung to behave on the radio show~
(Time stamp valid)
(Time stamp valid)
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He was just trying
(Energey is the correct spelling you’re wrong)
(Energey is the correct spelling you’re wrong)
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Bugsy privileges
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#saveHobi
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🥲
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All hail the kooween (get it? Kook+queen. genius!)
P.S- It’s celebrated as World Independence Day now.
P.S- It’s celebrated as World Independence Day now.
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That is all 😶🌫️ please dont sue me
curiouscat.me/sanpanman
curiouscat.me/sanpanman
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So… this happened.
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PEOPLE WANT ME TO BE MEAN TO THEM DELIBERATELY MY TIME HAS ARRIVED 😶🌫️😶🌫️😶🌫️😶🌫️
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Random shiz
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Normal Sunday morning chaos at the Kim household.
For father’s day, Daffy and Taehyung had gotten Jungkook a toothbrush sanitizer;
while for Taehyung was a Video game console.
For father’s day, Daffy and Taehyung had gotten Jungkook a toothbrush sanitizer;
while for Taehyung was a Video game console.
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*in dj khaled’s voice* Another one
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Daffy’s gone for a trip to NASA with the scholars of his school (college) and this practically the first time he’s on his own. Jimin was honestly wondering how the over-pampering parent that jungkook is, had agreed to send his son off so easily.
What he hadn’t seen coming was…
What he hadn’t seen coming was…