@ViWiWrites: BURNER PHONE:Rey just wants ...

BURNER PHONE:

Rey just wants to do her job and wipe the company phones so they can be reprogrammed. A certain mystery man is not helping.

[an epistolary reylo au]

Higher powers are appealed to

*hacker voice* she’s in
[4 screenshots. Start top left.]

*jaws theme*

Thirsttttt

woops.

"thanks in advance for your prompt attention to these matters"

he played himSELF

*heavy breathing*

😭😭

bad news

Enhance

Cause of death pt 1

Cause of death pt 2

Reports indicate she’s still cursing to this day

What could go wrong

EXACTLY WHAT YOU THOUGHT

another loving FO relationship

a brief detour

someone's up early with an ice cold glass of facts

The pains of being drunk at heart

“Oh my god”

*jaws theme intensifies*

don't ask if you don't want the answer

cryptic bullshit

true to my experience in corporate america: everything is a goddamn FARCE

Guess who can’t keep secrets at FOE? (Literally anyone)

404 Kylo Ren not found

😱

Boy I sure hope an unexpected development doesn’t ruin Kylo’s carefully constructed plan to break the truth to her gently

Incognito mode

don't ask if you don't want the answer pt. 2

“Weather concerns”

Cause of death: heart emoji + crushing anxiety

Finn makes a valiant attempt. Rose doesn’t try even a little bit.

(POV order: Rey, Finn, Finn)

Poll: did he fall out of his chair or did he fall out of his chair

*sweating*

BRAAAAACE

Finn’s dad mode has a hairpin trigger

📉📉📉

what an evening

FELLAS-

a *billion* thank yous to @LinearAO3 and @caseydoesfandom for the assist on this one

Bonus:

good morning to everyone except Snoke

Missing in (re)action

A risky move, Cotton.

🆗

#justgirlythings

🔪🍧

eyes everywhere

A matter of some urgency. Please advise.

😏😏😏

a sternly worded missive

Rock and a hard place 😏

She instantly calculated how many ninento switches that would buy her

working from home

Extracurricular dumbassery

how to flirt with Rey 101

Also something is wrong with my iCloud system so now @caseydoesfandom is texting my dialogue to me because she is my TRUE FRIEND

her reputation precedes her

for the record @destiniesfic sent me this email to rey's linkedin email deadass in character unprompted and i was so shook i screamed out LOUD

good morning guess who just had a heart attack it's REY waking up in her boss' bed to a linkedin direct message

Guess who did not stay for breakfast at Kylo’s house because she has a JOB INTERVIEW

Good morning he’s SOFT

GOOD morning HES STRESSED

just another day at the office for the 10th floor team

she should really update her gmail

*rey in her car screaming along to don't stop believing on the way back to the office*

Someone help him

WOMP THERE IT IS

Turns out there’s one (1) thing Rey will *only* say in person.

one time skip later, and Burner Phone has come to a close :) Thank you so much for reading!!!

OK LOVE U BYE -xoVi

Please check out my other published work on Ao3! archiveofourown.org/users/Violetwi…

If you enjoyed Burner Phone you will probably like my fluffy oneshots ;)

I have no immediate plans to get this on Ao3 (i'm so sorry, but I don't have the time/energy to do the coding for the skin) but you can read the whole thread in one place HERE: threadreaderapp.com/thread/1108028…
Except in translation & with permission, please don't repost

okay last thing: thank you so much to @commandercait, @destiniesfic & @ashesforfoxes for the love/pep talks, and @caseydoesfandom and @LinearAO3 for the plot help and ideas. If you're looking for other innovative story tellers to follow, GO TO THEM THEY'RE GREAT.

@commandercait @destiniesfic @ashesforfoxes @caseydoesfandom @LinearAO3 Just want to (belatedly) link this tutorial here in case you read this and get to the end and want to make your own! Happy text fic'ing!

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@commandercait @destiniesfic @ashesforfoxes @caseydoesfandom @LinearAO3 An extra!

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